Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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