I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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