Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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