In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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