sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
