Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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