new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
He did a backflip because drugs
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