I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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