Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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