She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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