it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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