Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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