You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
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