I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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