My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
The uberlube is also flammable
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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