More tranny stories later!
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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