I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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