Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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