the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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