Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
he was CRYING into my vagina
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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