why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
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