Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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