GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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