I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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