It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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