You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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