I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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