New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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