thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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