i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Life is so much better after having sex.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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