CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
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Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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