what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Randomize
