You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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