Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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