I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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