Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
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Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
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I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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