Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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