have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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