The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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