I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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