im gay
i know
yea but for you.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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