What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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