3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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