i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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