I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I skipped work to stalk him.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Randomize
