Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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