ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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