so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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