we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
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I am naked and annoyed.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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