she was so not down for the gang bang
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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