Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
did i walk over a car last night?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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