how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Randomize
