so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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